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- *S1*
- SPEED PRACTICE SERIES
-
- The S series of lessons is designed to help you improve your typing speed
- and accuracy. It is assumed that you have already learned how to touch
- type either from a previous course in touch typing or from the T series of
- these lessons.
-
- You can use this series even if you do not know how to touch type. But, it is
- recommended that you at least learn to touch type most of the letters of the
- alphabet before starting this series. When you encounter a letter or symbol
- which you have not learned, you will have to look. This is a very bad habit to
- get into and is hard to break. (You needn't worry if you only need to glance
- down for unusual keys, like the dollar sign.)\T
- RULES OF THE GAME
-
- I will display a paragraph on the screen. You should then type the entire
- paragraph as quickly and as accurately as possible. As you type each
- character, I will immediately check it for accuracy. If it was right, I won't
- do anything. But, if you made a mistake, I will beep and write that letter in
- inverse video (a black character on a white background). You can ignore the
- error and continue going; or, you can backup and correct it with the DELETE
- or BACKSPACE keys. (I will still count it as an error though.)
-
- I will also be timing you. From the time you type the first character until
- you hit the final carriage return, my stop watch will be going. At the
- end of the paragraph, I will tell you your rating (in words-per-minute).
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- If you made too many mistakes, try the next paragraph slower. If you made no
- mistakes or only one or two, try the next one faster.\T
- First, a quick warm-up.\I
- The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.\P
- Once more:\I
- The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.\P
- Don't forget to hit the return key twice for blank lines.\I
- Dear Sirs:
-
- I have just purchased a Heathkit H89 computer system and would
- like to order two boxes of diskettes for it. This system uses
- 5 1/4 inch, hard-sectored, ten-sector, single-sided, single-
- density diskettes.
-
- Enclosed is my check for $45.00. Please rush this order, as I
- can not use my system before they arrive.
-
- Sincerely,
-
- Mr. Smith\P
- Dear Sirs:
-
- Thank you for sending the diskettes so promptly. How-
- ever, the diskettes which you sent are for soft-sectored
- drives. As I stated in my original letter my system
- accepts only ten-sector, hard-sectored diskettes.
-
- I will return these two boxes as soon as I receive the
- correct ones.
-
- Sincerely,
-
- Mr. Smith\P
- Dear Mr. Smith:
-
- Thank you for informing us that the diskettes which you pur-
- chased from us are not satisfactory. We are sorry for the
- inconvenience you have been caused in this transaction.
-
- We shall be glad to replace the diskettes you now have or to
- allow you to select a different brand. If you will let us know
- your wishes we shall be glad to give the matter our immediate
- attention.
-
- We hope you will give us the opportunity to prove to you that
- this incident is most unusual and that we do strive to render
- to our customers an efficient and courteous service at all
- times.\P
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- *S2*
- Lesson S2
-
-
- In this lesson we will practice some quotes by some famous (and not
- so famous) people.\T
- Marcus Aurelius\I
- A man can live well even in a palace.\P
- Ralph Waldo Emerson\I
- My chief want in life is someone who shall make me do what I can.\P
- Elizabeth Barrett Browning\I
- No man can be called friendless when he has God and the
- companionship of good books.\P
- Ralph Waldo Emerson\I
- I like the silent church before the service begins better than any preaching.\P
- George Washington\I
- True friendship is a plant of slow growth.\P
- Aristotle\I
- There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest men.\P
- Goethe\I
- Tell me what you are busy about, and I will tell you what you are.\P
- Gelett Burgess\I
- If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or
- acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.\P
- James B. Conant\I
- Democracy is a small hard core of common agreement, surrounded
- by a rich variety of individual differences.\P
- Albert Einstein\I
- I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.\P
- Harry S. Truman\I
- Men often mistake notoriety for fame, and would rather be
- remarked for their vices than not be noticed at all.\P
- Will Rogers\I
- I could study all my life and not think up half the amount
- of funny things they can think of in one session of Congress.\P
- Ralph Waldo Emerson\I
- Hospitality consists in a little fire, a little food and an immense quiet.\P
- H. L. Mencken\I
- Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.\P
- William James\I
- When you have to make a choice and don't make it, that is in itself a choice.\P
- James Holt McGravran.\I
- There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster
- than electronic banking. It is called marriage.\P
- Woody Allen\I
- Showing up is 80 percent of life.\P
- Robert Frost\I
- A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom.\P
- Louis Pasteur\I
- When I approach a child, he inspires in me two sentiments: tenderness
- for what he is, and respect for what he may become.\P
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- *S3*
- Lesson S3
-
- In this lesson you will be given several excerpts from the classics.
- Take your time and type them carefully.\T
- A Christmas Carol, Stave One, Marley's Ghost\I
- Now, it is a fact, that there was nothing at all par-
- ticular about the knocker on the door, except that it
- was very large. It is also a fact, that Scrooge had
- seen it, night and morning, during his whole residence
- in that place; also that Scrooge has as little of what
- is called fancy about him as any man in the city of
- London, even including--which is a bold word--the
- corporation, aldermen, and livery. Let it also be
- borne in mind that Scrooge had not bestowed one
- thought on Marley, since his last mention of his
- seven year's dead partner that afternoon. And then
- let any man explain to me, if he can, how it happened
- that Scrooge, having his key in the lock of the door,
- saw in the knocker, without its undergoing any inter-
- mediate process of change--not a knocker, but Mar-
- ley's face.\P
- Gulliver's Travels, Chapter One, A Voyage to Lilliput\I
- When I awaked it was just daylight. I attempted to rise, but I
- found my arms and legs were strongly fastened on each side to
- the ground; and my hair, which was long and thick, tied to the
- ground in the same manner. I likewise felt several slender
- ligatures across my body, from my armpits to my thighs. I
- could only look upward; the sun began to grow hot, and the
- light offended my eyes. I heard a confused noise about me;
- but in the posture I lay could see nothing except the sky. In a
- little time I felt something alive moving on my left leg,
- which, advancing gently forward over my breast, came almost up
- to my chin; when bending my eyes downward as much as I could, I
- perceived it to be a human creature not six inches high, with a
- bow and arrow in his hands, and a quiver at his back. In the
- mean time I felt at least forty more of the same kind (as I
- conjectured) following the first.\P
- Treasure Island, Chapter IV, "The Sea Chest", by Stevenson.\I
- I lost no time, of course, in telling my mother all that
- I knew, and perhaps should have told her long before,
- and we saw ourselves at once in a difficult and dangerous
- position. Some of the man's money--if he had any--was
- certainly due to us; but it was not likely that our
- captain's shipmates, above all the two specimens seen by
- me, Black Dog and the blind beggar, would be inclined to
- give up their booty in payment of the dead man's debts.
- The captain's order to mount at once and ride for Dr.
- Livesey would have left my mother alone and unprotected,
- which was not to be thought of. Indeed, it seemed
- impossible for either of us to remain much longer in the
- house: the fall of coals in the kitchen grate, the very
- ticking of the clock, filled us with alarms.\P
- Treasure Island, Chapter IV, "The Sea Chest", by Stevenson.\I
- The neighborhood, to our ears, seemed haunted by
- approaching footsteps; and what between the dead
- body of the captain on the parlor floor, and the thought
- of that detestable blind beggar hovering near at hand,
- and ready to return, there were moments when, as the
- saying goes, I jumped in my skin for terror. Something
- must speedily be resolved upon; and it occurred to us at
- last to go forth together and seek help in the neighbor-
- ing hamlet. No sooner said than done. Bareheaded as we
- were, we ran out at once in the gathering evening and
- the frosty fog.\P
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- *S4*
- Lesson S4
-
-
- In this lesson you will be given several soliloquies from
- Shakespeare's plays. The spelling and punctuation are
- quite hard. Take your time and type them carefully.\T
- Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene II (Capulet's Garden).\I
- But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
- It is the east, and Juliet is the sun!--
- Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
- Who is already sick and pale with grief,
- That thou her maid art far more fair than she:
- Be not her maid, since she is envious;
- Her vestal livery is but sick and green,
- And none but fools do wear it; cast it off.--
- It is my lady; O, it is my love!
- O, that she knew she were!--
- She speaks, yet she says nothing: what of that?
- Her eye discourses, I will answer it.--
- I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks:\P
- Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,
- Having some business, do entreat her eyes
- To twinkle in their spheres till they return.
- What if her eyes were there, they in her head?
- The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars,
- As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven
- Would through the airy region stream so bright
- That birds would sing, and think it were not night.--
- See how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
- O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
- That I might touch that cheek!\P
- Julius Caesar, Act III, Scene II (The Forum).\I
- Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
- I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
- The evil that men do lives after them;
- The good is oft interred with their bones;
- So let it be with Caesar: The noble Brutus
- Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
- If it were so, it was a grievous fault;
- And grievously hath Caesar answer'd it.
- Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest,--
- For Brutus is an honourable man;
- So are they all, all honourable men,--
- Come I to speak in Caesar's funeral.
- He was my friend, faithful and just to me;
- But Brutus says he was ambitious;
- And Brutus is an honourable man.\P
- He hath brought many captives home to Rome.
- Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
- Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?
- When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:
- Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
- Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
- And Brutus is an honourable man.
- You all did see that on the Lupercal
- I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
- Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
- Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
- And, sure, he is an honourable man.\P
- I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,
- But here I am to speak what I do know.
- You all did love him once,--not without cause:
- What cause withholds you, then, to mourn for him?
- O judgement, thou art fled to brutish beasts,
- And men have lost their reason!--Bear with me;
- My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,
- And I must pause till it come back to me.\P
- The Merchant of Venice, Act IV, Scene I (A Court of Justice).\I
- The quality of mercy is not strain'd;
- It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
- Upon the place beneath: it is twice bless'd;
- It blesseth him that gives and him that takes:
- 'Tis mightiest in the mightiest; it becomes
- The throned monarch better than his crown;
- His sceptre shows the force of temporal power,
- The attribute to awe and majesty,
- Wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings;\P
- But mercy is above this scepter'd sway,--
- It is enthroned in the heart of kings,
- It is an attribute to God himself;
- And earthly power doth then show likest God's
- When mercy seasons justice. Therefore, Jew,
- Though justice be thy plea consider this--
- That in the course of justice none of us
- Should see salvation: we do pray for mercy;
- And that same prayer doth teach us all to render
- The deeds of mercy. I have spoke thus much
- To mitigate the justice of thy plea;
- Which if thou follow, this strict court of Venice
- Must needs give sentence 'gainst the merchant there.\P
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